- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??