- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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