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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A whole 'nother.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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