- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Ham sandwich

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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