why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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