- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

poopy is poopy

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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