- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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