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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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