why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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The WNBA

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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