- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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