What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What's half of 8? o

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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