How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

No your aunties a joke

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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