Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Anti Joke

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