- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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