- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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