What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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