- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

No your aunties a joke

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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