- Anti Joke

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Obama lin Baden.

13 =B you just learned something

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Penis

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac