What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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The New York Giants

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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