- Anti Joke

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Face...the other white meat!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley