Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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your mum

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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