a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A woman wears a dress.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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