A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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