- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Equal rights!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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