- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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