- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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