- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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