- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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