- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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