- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Donald Trump

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

I put my baby in a microwave.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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