What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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