- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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