- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A seal walks into a club.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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