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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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