A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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