- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Jeff

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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