What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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