Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

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