Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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