- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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