What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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