- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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