Albert <3 Hunter

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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