how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Click here to end the world.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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