- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I had friends on the Death Star.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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