- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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