A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Anti Joke

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