Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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