- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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