What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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