- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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