What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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