Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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