- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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