A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

your mum

Knock knock It's open, come in

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A drunk guy walks into a car

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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