What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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