- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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