- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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