What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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