- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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