- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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