John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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