- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock knock

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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