- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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