- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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