Maths.

Women's professional sports

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I <3 Hitler

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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