- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Women's Rights

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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