- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

how do you call someone? use a phone

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's 9+10 Ebola

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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