Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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