- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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